Oh, please, you guys love me. I keep it real and I'm hilarious.
this is paige she smells like sage she lives in canada with justin biebera and likes gale and ginger ale
- chelsea
paige is a barrel of monkeys
- kelly
hi i’m paige pez i’m a sweet canadian and i’m flawless i like pezberry and naya rivera’s boobs and gale hawthorne and i love julie and i’m super wonderful and nice and hilarious and everyone needs to love me
- julie
my name is paige and i have a lot of opinions on things i have no actual authority over
- kelsey
hello i'm paige and i'm not wearing pants right now, that's a guarantee. also i'm hot and i want to have a threesome and then get married to an already married couple. i want to touch naya rivera everywhere. also, i'm perfect.
- valerie
